Want To Play?: Worth a Thousand Words
It's the weekend, so just a quick game. A caption contest. They say that a picture is worth a thousand words - and sometimes not even a thousand. Let's put the maxim to the test. Check out the Warhammer 40k image below and supply a funny caption in either the Comments section or on a Facebook / Twitter / Forum reply. The one that tickles the most will go back up on the blog for the adoration and respect of the readership. If it works, might make this a regular feature. Right, game faces on...
"Don't you say a fething word..."
ReplyDeleteEverybody remember where we parked!
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In the wrong movie, you are!
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Bad news guys. We just ran over Yoda.
I told you it was left at Albuquerque!
ReplyDelete"You suck at this Force thing."
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Damn. No more BJs while landing...
ReplyDelete(Not sure if these had to be PG-13 or not?)
No worries he said. Orks can't hit a barn door even if they try very hard he said. Smooth landing he said. Just wait till the fether regains consciousness, then I'll show him what I think of his smooth landing...
ReplyDelete-- Inquisitor S., LEXICANUM
Man, is my dad gonna be pissed.
ReplyDeleteCo-pilot: "Lieutenant....em....I think the machine spirit wants a word..."
ReplyDelete"First one who suggests using the Force is getting shot."
ReplyDeleteCaptain Rimmer - "Broadcast on all frequencies and all known languages, including Welsh"
ReplyDeleteI'm deadly serious. And don't call me "Shirley".
ReplyDelete"What part of 'avoid the trees' did you not understand?"
ReplyDeleteHang on a minute lads, i've got a great idea... Errr
ReplyDelete"Who put this forrest in here?"
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"Well, i guess it's coffee time..."
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"That's some catch, that Catch-22"
"This is definitely where we parked out Valkyrie."
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps
"Thank you for flying Imperial Airlines."
"Seems like this was a one way trip."
I think the bee's out of the Valkyrie now.
ReplyDelete"Okay guys. Valuable lesson learnt. We do not, I repeat, do not fly through trees. No matter how cool it looks, Trying to reenact that scene with the Speeder-bikes from Star Wars VI does not work well in a Valkyrie."
ReplyDelete"The truly important thing, the real glue that binds us, is that we're in this mess together."
ReplyDeleteNo, you're right, we were going to fast to pull up. Thanks for that Princess.
ReplyDeletePhewwwww!!!! We're just immobilised; not wrecked!
ReplyDelete"Like a glove."
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